August 2012
bowtie-detective:
weirdteenblogger:
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever
You could also start the conversation with some sass.
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
me: does a 30 minute jog
me: ok where my hot bod at
bombaycinemaclub:
The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
senoritacumberbatch:
-everdeen:
genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
And this is how you turn a hipster post into a fandom post.
stillslydgn:
i dont want to deal with school i dont want to deal with college apps i dont want to deal with financial troubles i dont want to deal with hating myself i dont want to deal with anything i want to become a dog the only thing they have to deal with is scratching their butts on the floor
I want to buy a book, a book that I’ve never heard of, never read. Look at the cover, read the back, flip through the pages. Bring it home. Grab a highlighter, and begin to read the book. Every time there is a sentence, a word, a phrase that I can relate to, I will highlight it. Then, once I am done the book, I will be able to flip through it and see exactly how I was feeling each day that I was...
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
“come on, vamonos. everybody let’s go…”
– me every time i go anywhere ever (via lionkate)
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
plot twist: that wasn't mahogany.
haave-you-met-ted:
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
Watch
cisbender:
when an artist wants to show you their art
or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written
it’s quite often an expression of trust
because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart
little pieces of the artists themselves
and if they’re willing to share it with you
you should appreciate it
